$GUTYUG / BORN TO HISS
GUTYUG.
Hisses. Irons.
Hates.
Half goose. Half iron.
Entirely your problem.
Landed on Solana. Wrinkled everyone’s shirts.
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hands off. he’s hot.
Specimen 001. Domestic goose.IRON WITH THE FEATHERS ↗
STEAM
0% PLAN
STEAM
0% PLAN
01 / VERY SERIOUS LORE
Mom’s a goose.
Dad’s an iron.
Any questions?
One day in an ordinary laundry room, a goose looked at an iron. The iron looked back. Science has no explanation for what happened next.
And so Gutyug was born. He can’t fly — the cord’s too short. He can’t shut up — he’s a goose. But he can turn any drama into steam.
Now he’s online. No grand plan. Just a shirt, a bad attitude, and a big ol’ steam button.
“I’m not toxic. I’m on the linen setting.”
02 / MARKET TEMPERATURE
Watch him sizzle.
Just steam. For now.
The chart goes live when trading starts.
The goose is still heating up.
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↳ He’s a goose with a soleplate. Don’t ask him for predictions.
Feeling wrinkled? Flock in.
Better to hiss together.